“Dude, I Know” — Founders & Faith Tee

Price range: $27.99 through $29.99

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One of them handed us a framework for self-government and warned it would only work for a moral and religious people. The other handed us a way to actually be one.

Both were pretty clear about it. Neither one hid the assignment.

And here we are.

The joke lands because we all know it’s about us — not the other guy, not the other party, not whoever’s easy to blame this week. Every generation gets handed something it didn’t build and has to decide whether to actually read the thing.

Wear it because you’re still trying to. Wear it because you laughed. Wear it because sometimes the most patriotic and the most faithful thing you can do is go back and check what the founding documents actually said.

“But be ye doers of the word, and not hearers only, deceiving your own selves.” — James 1:22 (KJV)

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.