Price range: $27.99 through $35.99
Fat. It says fat.
The joke works because everybody’s already in on it. You’ve made peace with the fact that the abs are in there somewhere under an honest amount of living, and you’d rather laugh about it than pretend otherwise. That’s not surrender — it’s just refusing to be miserable about a body that still gets you out of bed, still lifts what needs lifting, and still shows up. God looks at the heart. He’s never once been impressed by a six-pack. Keep working. Keep laughing. Both at the same time is allowed.
For the Lord seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the Lord looketh on the heart. — 1 Samuel 16:7 (KJV)
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
