Need an Ark? I Noah Guy. T-shirt

Price range: $27.99 through $29.99

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Groan all you want. You’re going to repeat it.

Elephants, giraffes, lions, penguins, and a pair of doves riding out the flood on a boat one man built because God told him to — while everybody around him said he’d lost his mind.

It’s the oldest dad joke in the Book, and it comes with the best story: one faithful man, a ridiculous project, forty days of rain, and a promise that showed up in the sky when it was over.

Wear it to church. Wear it to the lake. Wear it anywhere somebody needs a reason to roll their eyes and then ask about it.

“And God said, This is the token of the covenant which I make between me and you.” — Genesis 9:12

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.