$25.99
Nobody likes burpees. That’s the point.
You don’t get to choose whether life puts you on the ground — the job falls through, the diagnosis comes back, the plan you built for three years folds in an afternoon. What you get to choose is what happens in the half-second after your chest hits the deck. Lie there and take it, or drive up off the floor and finish the rep.
That’s the whole gospel of the burpee: you’re already down, so get up. And then do it again. And again. Not because it feels good — because getting up is a habit you build before you need it.
This one’s for the folks who train when nobody’s watching, who show up to the 5 a.m. class in the rain, and who understand that discipline in the gym is just a rehearsal for discipline everywhere else. Wear it to the box, the garage gym, or the driveway workout. Somebody in the back of that class needs to read it right about the time their legs start begging.
Fall down seven times. Stand up eight. Preferably explosively, with a clap overhead. Lightweight and breathable, it moves with you—whether you’re lifting, lounging, or layering.
• 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4 oz./yd.² (113.4 g/m²)
• Lightweight jersey
• Breathable and comfy for all-day wear
• Fitted silhouette
• Scoop neck and racerback
• Self-binding seams in matching colors for a seamless look
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
